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JFlash
- 19, Male
- Boston, Massachusetts
- United States
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Brookline Winter Training
7 members
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FreeRunners Of NEPK
29 members
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Trainees for Planche &...
21 members
JFlash's Discussions
Trampoline skills
Started Oct 13
I'm like the ocean; mysterious, deep, and full of weird creatures
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4s2H9cH7Sw
Someone build me one of these plz? kthnx
cool kong to precision dude. I'd recommend upping the fps on your camera before shooting your next slo-mo vid, though.
lol
amen!
killian's correct in his reverberation of bobt's post. Go outside and do them and you'll notice theifs use the other foot to kick around, so as to swing it and change direction. It's kinda like a speed
lazy and theif vaults, unlike most others, are done when you're not running at the obstacle head on (for example, running parallel to a rail, you'd lazy to get over, while running at it perpendicularly [head on], you could kong, side vault, dash, ...
just a tip- it's your butt that should be coming up higher, not your legs. Your legs should be curled up tight (in fact if you do it right, you curl them fast enough that when they stop you get extra up/forward momentum) under your butt, and it's ...
that kick could easily have taken out an enemy grizzly bear with sharks for arms and an alligator for a head. Props.
You're on greginator. Give me a week and i'll have posted a video with a faster time.
Also, something tiny in the back of my head slightly suspects a backwards video...
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- RealLife First Name: (if differing from screenname, otherwise put "same")
- Jonathan Flash
- Can you support the group with transportation? # of seats?
- Nope, sorry
Can't drive
- About Me:
- You know what I hate about being a straight white male of average weight? That it gives me nothing to talk about. Yeah, all you straight white guys of average weight know where I’m coming from with that, right? You go into a store and buy a pack of gum, and the cashier’s like, “Here’s your change. Have a nice day.” See what I mean?
So let’s talk about paper towels; you can use them in place of the Kleenex, napkin and mop. Paper towels might just be the most versatile weapon in the disposable countertop cleaning-implement arsenal. Ironically, the only thing you can’t use paper towels for is toweling. Do fat Russian men sit in saunas wrapped in Bounty? No. The towels would get soggy and fall apart. Have you ever tried to stitch a monogram into a paper towel? Then you’re a pretentious bastard.
So the towel itself is safe, but I don’t know why paper towels haven’t driven the sponge out of business—there must be a diehard sect of sponge-users who refuse to acknowledge the superiority of the paper towel, so they keep wiping their counters with a product inspired by marine life. We stopped burning whale oil for light, yet we clean our dishes with sponges? You know why SpongeBob Squarepants looks crazy; all wild-eyed, only two teeth? Because he caught syphilis- from himself. Sponges are dirty.
You’re always happy to find paper towels in a rest-stop bathroom. You might give the hand-dryer a try, thinking that maybe this is the time you’ll have enough patience to stand there for three hours while the 82-year-old man connected to a vent hose behind the wall attempts to dry your hands with his feeble dying exhalations, but then you give up after two seconds when you realize there’s still soap residue on your hands and you’ll never be able to get it off with the rest-stop faucet. Meanwhile, the hand dryer is trying to convince you how awesome it is with the notice on the top: “Hand dryers are more sanitary than paper towels. They save forests and reduce garbage. A roll of paper towels is hitting your girlfriend right now. Paper towels are illegal in 17 states. Paper towels are made out of baby dolphins…by Al Qaeda.” But if there’s a paper towel dispenser, you know what it says about hand dryers on it? Nothing. The confident paper towel doesn’t have to denigrate its competition like the insecure hand dryer. Paper towels don’t even need cute mascots to sell them. Brawny has a lumberjack. Why? Possibly because the lumberjack cuts down the trees to make the paper towel, but that’s like putting a picture of a bloody butcher on a package of hamburgers. Maybe there’s supposed to be an association with the paper towel’s qualities, the way toilet paper advertises its softness with a picture of a puppy; but most lumberjacks I know aren’t very absorbent and will stubbornly resist being used to wipe up coffee. Maybe Brawny should think about changing its logo to something more appropriate. Like a sponge.
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Comment Wall (14 comments)
- At 5:29pm on February 22, 2009,
Meredith said… - hey there
- At 1:42pm on February 2, 2009,
gold_tangerine said… - Mine's 617 784 1969. Don't try anything funny tho...vengeful toast.
- At 6:24pm on February 1, 2009,
gold_tangerine said…
- you live close to my precious little tetanus-library spot? I'd like to try jamming there or at the playground nearby, but I'm sort of busy next week. Maybe Friday, but not sure. My new cellphone comes in the mail in about a week or so, though, so if I get your # I can text you when I'll be around there.
- At 4:32am on January 14, 2009,
Vince L. (Brace) said… - Can you do verticle wall runs?
- At 1:32pm on January 13, 2009,
Vince L. (Brace) said…
- ill try to get there someday when the snow clears up and my foot getts better
- At 2:26pm on January 12, 2009,
Vince L. (Brace) said…
- thanks for the map!
- At 1:01pm on January 12, 2009,
Vince L. (Brace) said…
- dont really know where that is
- At 3:27pm on January 10, 2009,
Silentmouse said… - haha dude, I dont even feel I deserve it, there are so many highly talented traceurs out there...
- At 7:05pm on January 8, 2009,
Vince L. (Brace) said…
- were was that place in ur fun with walls video?(i also live in brookline so i was wondering)
- At 10:27pm on December 23, 2008,
Positive Zero said… - I'm impressed you rambled about paper towels for that long in your about me.
I read it all...
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